Fellow doers of mischief,
It is I. The Jackalope. I have come to warn ye all of a great evil that has risen to bring chaos to these very lands. Let it be known that I am not an enemy of trickeries or misdemeanor in the name of mere jest. But what these madmen are up to will shake the very foundations of your souls. They call themselves ‘Plainride’ – in some obscure attempt at incarnating the ancient spirits of the Desert. And they will bring noise – ‘fuzz’ as they call it – upon the innocent and they will strike lust in the hearts of the sinful and they will corrupt the people with firewater and beer.
Godspeed, my friends. You have been warned.